Are you thinking about ending your miserable, long-distance relationship because sexual frustration is causing you to make bad decisions?
Well, we recommend that you wait until March 29th, 2013 before you make any big decisions on your long-distance relationship because on that Friday LovePalz is set to launch.
You’re probably asking yourself, “What is LovePalz and how will it save my long-distance relationship?”
LovePalz is a little gadget that lets two people simulate sex with each other over the internet. It’s a lot like the RealTouch Interactive toy but rather than having simulated internet sex with a camgirl, you can use this technology to simulate sex with your significant other.
But how does it work?
Lovers can control their devices through the LovePalz web site. There are two components for LovePalz, the Hera and the Zeus. Just for generalization’s sake, the Hera is a dildo and the Zeus is a Fleshlight, but both are significantly more high-tech than your average sex toy.
The Hera (left) & the Zeus (right)
The Hera and the Zeus are waterproof, rechargeable, and engineered with an automatic air pump and automatic piston (which allows the toys to be adjustable). Most importantly, both toys have multiple speed and pressure sensors that work without any button mashing or knob twisting. This means that the devices allow the user to feel what their partner is doing in real time.
“Teledildonic” products have been available since 2007, but none of these products have been engineered in a way to make the simulation reciprocal.
Since September, they have received over 5,000 pre-orders. Unfortunately, their special pre-order promotion has ended and the Hera and the Zeus are available individually for $189. That may seem expensive, but it’s much cheaper than traveling all the time.
If you’re not a fan of cybersex, webcam sex, or sexting, LovePalz might just be the thing to keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship. And if not, at least our society is just one step closer to figuring out how to replace human sex with computer sex.
So if you’re interested in trying LovePalz with your lover, check out LovePalz.com!
(This blog post originally appeared on The Sex.com Blog, for more sex news visit http://www.sex.com/news)